The Little Sisters of Hoboken discover that their cook, Sister Julia, Child of God, has accidentally poisoned fifty-two of the sisters. They’re in dire need of funds for the burials, so they decide the best way to raise the money is to put on a variety show in a school auditorium. With more than 5,000 productions worldwide and translated into twenty-one languages, this zany musical is habit forming! We’re staging the newly updated version with new jokes, additional lyrics, two new arrangements, and a brand new song. Seaway Valley Theatre, 30 Sixth Street East, Cornwall Admission: $25.00